They both have grey hair.
Guys! Girls! Animals! Plants! I think I've covered all my bases there...
Words can NOT express how much I've missed this blog. I feel like my jokes are more appreciated here than in the real life...so maybe I'm not as funny as I once thought. Hmm...sad realization.
So with all that being said, I would just like to reiterate how crazy these past two weeks have been. I definitely underestimated the hectic culture that is walk-in advising. All of these youngsters come here without a clue. This is fine because they, in fact, don't have a clue. Who could have a clue as a freshmna? I'm a junior and I still find myself being an idiot. But I think that's a personality thing. And I like to ramble. Can you tell? But in all seriousness, I've had a lot of fun just hanging out in the good ole FCAC. These people are wonderful. The students provided me with some entertainment, and I think they liked me overall. I gave them candy and told them jokes...so of course they like me.
Time for a little AWA. I still will not tell you what that is because I think you should know. Call me a dreamer. I like to dream:
IT'S BASKETBALL SEASON!!! That has nothing to do with this.
Okay, so AWA. Finals are coming up real fast-like. And that word "finals" could be considered a curse word around this time. I'm here to offer you some encouragement. Don't freak out booboo. Finals are no worse than any regular test. They just (sometimes) cover a lot more material. But this is material that you've already studied and learned! Test material is usually very basic and curveballs aren't typical. With all that being said, start studying now. A little bit at a time goes a LONG WAY when it comes to finals. Take it a chapter at a time, or even half of a chapter at a time. Basically all I'm saying is don't freak out because that's when you start to second-guess yourself, and that is never a good thing. Another good thing about finals is that they cancel class for a whole week. So instead of playing MW3...study. Please. I'll give you a cookie if you do it.
Where is the comedy? I don't know. It's a weird day.
Hey. You. Student. Check out our new Perspectives article at fcac.uark.edu because it's awesome. I don't think it's up yet...but it will be soon. So don't go today. Go on another day. But check it out. You'll become president one day if you read it. Obama read it. Look at him. Yeah. Success. Woo Pig.
So what have we learned today?
1) I'm not that funny.
2) Study for finals.
3) Basketball is here. Coach Anderson wants you there.
4) Comedy is missing.
5) Perspectives will change your life.
6) I've missed you.
7) I have nothing to say here.
8) <-- comes after 7...
9) Rhymes with fine.
10) I just think a list of 10 looks better than a list of 5.
Shout out to all my ambassadors out there! WHA WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE FULBRIGHT.
"Althought we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go. It's unnatural. You belong to me. I belong to you."
Written by: L.A. Reid
Performed by: Boyz II Men
Hasta luego mis amigos,
Adam
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